He only stopped to look at the notice lying amidst the leaves on the barely used sidewalk because the day before there was one and now there were two, the second laid neatly atop the first. He reached down and pulled them up. It was on stiff white paper, dirtied, and centered across the page in old fashioned bold letters was:

(and pretend I change the font here)
You Have
Been Referred
to an
Entomologist ( change to ?)